This is your object lesson for the week. Satan will trick you. You are a big, fat, dumb cow. Satan is like.... well.... Keith and Jakob. Follow me on this one.....
We (ok, Jakob and Keith) have been feeding our cow and getting him nice and fat. We didn't do this because we love the cow. We did this because we love meat. Here is "Dinner" the cow getting ready for his date with the butcher. We weren't sure how to get him into the trailer. So, we used oats. Our neighbor best described it as "Oats are like crack (the drug) to the cow" We put the bucket right on the edge. He knows something is up, but he needs his crack.
A little further into the trailer....
And a little more down that dangerous path to sin... or the butcher....
Pretty soon you will find your self trapped all because of a bucket of oats.... or crack... or what ever your vice is.....
After you spend some time with the butcher (sin) you will end up like this:
So, unless you want to be on my dinner plate smothered in gravy, stay away from crack, sin, and oats. Yes, Im pretty sure thats the lesson I wanted to share. On a totally different note.... Dinner the cow was SO TASTY. There was hardly any fat on that roast and it was just so yummy. Sometimes natural consequences are tasty.
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